I want to know the truth.

Yesterday i read this article in a paper and it force me to think weather its ture or not so if someone find the answer then please let me know. To be honest i am not in touch with girls much. I am having a very busy life here and may be i dont know what to do to impress girls ++++smile++++

**********About Girls**************
If you smile at her, she thinks you are flirt.
If you don’t, she thinks you are arrogant.
If you look at her, she thinks you got a crush on her.
If you don’t, she thinks you pretend not to.
If you flatter her, she thinks you are yielding her.
If you don’t, she thinks you don’t give a damn.
If you are simple, she wishes you were a little stylish.
If you are stylish, she thinks you were attractive when simple.
If you try to carry on a conversation, she thinks you talk too much.
If you give an advice, she seldom follows it.
If you don’t, she thinks you don’t care.
If you try to be silent, she thinks you are boring to be with.
If you tell her jokes, she will advice you to be serious.
If you think of marriage, she thinks you are asking her to accompany you.
If you don’t, she wonders.
If you let her kiss you, she will wish you were more reserved.
If you don’t she will seek someone and console herself.
If you let her come to you, she thinks you are too cheap.
If you don’t, she would go for someone else.
If you are a good boy, she wonders why you are not a man and
If you are not, she will look for another boy………………
********************Is this true*******************